A CARICATURE of WORDS.

WHO THEY FOLLOW ON TWITTER.

LADY GAGA IS STILL THE MOST POPULAR WITH  32,132,071 FOLLOWERS

JUSTIN BIEBER SECOND WITH  31,491,990  TWITTER FOLLOWERS

KATY PERRY THIRD WITH    30,083,670   TWITTER FOLLOWERS.

Women's Fiction has a message in a motto as opposed to a bottle.

For Men.     If the shoe fits, wear it.

For Ladies.  If the shoe fits, buy it.

Our darling Kate and Will her mate,
While holidaying in Provence,
Caught by a sleazy photographer taking a chance,
Now the magazines feed on sensation,
It helps to pay the bills at the station.

Kate should have ignored the splash,
And preserved the Royal cash.
Now all sleaze media want in, on the loop, 
And the sleazy photographer... 
gets paid for the scoop.

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While Jamie Dimon´s stocks were climbing,

He was the man in New York with the champagne uncorked.

Now his lost nine billion and the shareholders aren´t  signing,

“No bonus for directors who have become corporate governance defectors.”

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The Queen wore green to set the scene,

To Ireland she did go, her dashing Prince in tow.

She shook their hand to seal the band, our Gracious Queen.

World peace for all who make the call, it would mean.

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Angela Merkel, with the neck of a turtle,

Dress code of a man,

Forces her policies in the European Union,

To fit in with Germany´s plan!!!!

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Madonna was a Virgin,

Long before Lady Gaga was born.

When the old girl can´t get her way these days,

She always uses her middle finger in scorn.

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Lady Gaga, now there´s a saga,

She was born to be gay,

Everyone must find their way.

Madonna shows her middle finger, saying “no way”.

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Oh Lord it´s Sugar,
with competing features of a Baluga.
Not the size of a whale,
But sure has a sting in the tale.

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What a face has Donald Trump,
It seems most likely full of grump.
However, being very smart
Features disguising  a big hart.

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Now there´s Piersy Morgan,
Face probably squashed by an organ.
Has a show, not created from skin,
He took it over from the famous King.

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Brad is probably ´ the´ guy,
When all the women say hi.
Was snagged by the lips of Jolie,
Who needs an entire tube to cover her folly.

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Then we have George Clooney,
When it comes to coffee quite a looney,
If you ask about the lad,
His answer, oh dear Brad, Who else!

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As with the creepy WIKILEAKS founder,
The one and only Julian Assange.
Spilling the beans like trash,
With the hope of you donating some cash.

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Robbin Williams we would say,
Is everyone´s darling by the way.
His smile is one of grace,
With children placing kisses all over his famous face.

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As the sun set on Rupert Murdoch,
As he sat in the dock, while the inquest took stock.
A shaving cream pie, for an old crooked guy,
Who stooped so low to become a sneaky spy.

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Bernie Madoff  was cool,
Took the financial services for a fool.
While Investors were pleading, please sir, can I invest my millions?,
He would snap back, sorry old cock we only accept trillions.

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The son´s of the fathers.
Murdoch and sons,
Madoff and sons,
Mubarak and sons,
Gadaffi and sons.
Oh one other we must add,
Ma Baker and sons.

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Richard Branson, from Shoebox to Mansion,
Using rakes to up the stakes.
His hairy face is out of place,
when most rich guys are dressed with grace.

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Jay Leno is so melo,
His cutie smile lingers a while,
while his next joke is in the spoke.
His a big man and I´m a devoted fan.